Anonymous said: I know you in person and your blog makes you look like your mentally insane/retarded. You also have a thing for harry styles? Really? Thats pretty fucking weird, great infomation to remember
Thanks for the tip.
My friend’s sister just gave me the best idea ever.
We just got done go-karting.
She said someone should make a real Mario Kart racing course complete with pixelated items flying across the floor to item boxes being projected onto smoke from the floor. I want to be a software engineer when I grow up and have a huge passion for real gaming and sport. I think this is something that could actually be programmed and could happen, and am legitimately prepared to spend a large portion of my life and money to this project.
Imagine taking your friends to race a real fucking Mario Kart course.
Nick: Cherry Floppyjoints
Aly: Thurgood Twinklenugs
Me: Danky Sparklepipe
And honestly, at this point in life, if your best friend was masturbating right next to you, would you not masturbate with them?
I believe in a god and I believe he created marijuana for the human race.
New town, new pussy
I’m about to do the most awesome thing I’ve ever done in my life.
Wow man all I’m realizing as I’m growing up is that life has all these really gay problems