When she says “that was honestly some of the best sex I’ve ever had”


Overheard someone say “Jazz is basically just playing as fast as you can.” as I was walking by, and I immediately replied “How fast did you stroke George Clooney’s shaft last night?”

Never have I ever thought of a comeback that fast, and never have I ever thought of myself in the light of something like ‘damn I’m good’, but I really did feel that for the first time tonight. Improv insults fuck yeah you little BITCH

Marijuana is literally the reason I’m alive.
Jeez 3 years ago I did not even get close to thinking that I’d be the guy that said those words, but I don’t regret one bit of my lifestyle choice; not even remotely.

Sometimes, I just lay down, listen to Kneebody, and think “this is one of the good outcomes of human existence, existence, and all things”
It makes me think that aside from all the negative, it’s obvious that humans were intended for beauty

I hate it when you poop and toilet water shoots up into your asshole

Anonymous said: I know you in person and your blog makes you look like your mentally insane/retarded. You also have a thing for harry styles? Really? Thats pretty fucking weird, great infomation to remember

Thanks for the tip.


i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons :)


i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons :)

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i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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always always always reblog.

such an important lesson for children and adults alike. 

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

Nick: Cherry Floppyjoints
Aly: Thurgood Twinklenugs
Me: Danky Sparklepipe

And honestly, at this point in life, if your best friend was masturbating right next to you, would you not masturbate with them?

I believe in a god and I believe he created marijuana for the human race.

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My name's Joe. I like cats, and music.
Life's pretty cool, and I reblog things that I enjoy or things that put a smile on my face.

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