I hate it when you poop and toilet water shoots up into your asshole

Anonymous said: I know you in person and your blog makes you look like your mentally insane/retarded. You also have a thing for harry styles? Really? Thats pretty fucking weird, great infomation to remember

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My friend’s sister just gave me the best idea ever.
We just got done go-karting.
She said someone should make a real Mario Kart racing course complete with pixelated items flying across the floor to item boxes being projected onto smoke from the floor. I want to be a software engineer when I grow up and have a huge passion for real gaming and sport. I think this is something that could actually be programmed and could happen, and am legitimately prepared to spend a large portion of my life and money to this project.
Imagine taking your friends to race a real fucking Mario Kart course.

blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons :)

blissless:

i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons :)

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sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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nikhampshire:

always always always reblog.

such an important lesson for children and adults alike. 

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Nick: Cherry Floppyjoints
Aly: Thurgood Twinklenugs
Me: Danky Sparklepipe

And honestly, at this point in life, if your best friend was masturbating right next to you, would you not masturbate with them?

I believe in a god and I believe he created marijuana for the human race.

Tit addiction

New town, new pussy

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I’m about to do the most awesome thing I’ve ever done in my life.

I’m about to do the most awesome thing I’ve ever done in my life.

Hi.
My name's Joe. I like cats, and music.
Life's pretty cool, and I reblog things that I enjoy or things that put a smile on my face.

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